Girl With the Arc Reactor Heart

An ask of epic genderbent awesomeness. Ask me anything and I will answer any and all questions you may have. How are you? Why are you a woman? Anything at all
public-anemone:


delirious-bugnasty:

justlikesoup:

theflapperfactor:

Your Digital Flapper Dictionary
Terms and Useful Phrases
That’s bullshit!   -   Thats all wet!
I’ve got a shitty date   -   I’ve got a flat tire
Don’t be stupid   -   Don’t be sill
Move your ass!   -   Get a wiggle!
A car you had sex in   -   Struggle Buggy
Wasted   -   Spifflicated (from the words spiffy and intoxicated)
That Hobo on the corner  -  That Palooka over there
Now you’ve got it!   -   Now you’re on the trolly!
A Gangsta’s bitch   -   A Moll
A slut   -  A Hotsy Totsy
I’m Engaged!   -   I’m Handcuffed
Beer   -   Giggle Water
Legs   -   Gams
Boobs  -  Ninny Pies
Rich Person   -   an egg
The Commen Jerk   -   A Drugstore Cowboy
Don’t be a shit head!   -   Don’t take any wooden nickels!
That’s fucking awesome!  -  That’s the Bee’s knees!
Honey, I said NO   -   Bank’s Closed, hon
Holy Shit!   -   Hot Socks!
That’s Great!  -  That’s the Cat’s Pajamas!
Classy   -   Swanky
I need to get wasted   -   I need to see a man about a dog
A woman’s Cigarette   -   A freedom Torch
That girl is HOT SHIT   -   That dames got IT

My Homage to an era (the Roaring Twenties) that had no end of wonderful slang, you can add some of your favorites to the list, lets see just how big this Hay Burner (a large object) can get!

Time to update my vocabulary.



omg i know like all of these from history class

public-anemone:

delirious-bugnasty:

justlikesoup:

theflapperfactor:

Your Digital Flapper Dictionary

  • Terms and Useful Phrases
    • That’s bullshit!   -   Thats all wet!
    • I’ve got a shitty date   -   I’ve got a flat tire
    • Don’t be stupid   -   Don’t be sill
    • Move your ass!   -   Get a wiggle!
    • A car you had sex in   -   Struggle Buggy
    • Wasted   -   Spifflicated (from the words spiffy and intoxicated)
    • That Hobo on the corner  -  That Palooka over there
    • Now you’ve got it!   -   Now you’re on the trolly!
    • A Gangsta’s bitch   -   A Moll
    • A slut   -  A Hotsy Totsy
    • I’m Engaged!   -   I’m Handcuffed
    • Beer   -   Giggle Water
    • Legs   -   Gams
    • Boobs  -  Ninny Pies
    • Rich Person   -   an egg
    • The Commen Jerk   -   A Drugstore Cowboy
    • Don’t be a shit head!   -   Don’t take any wooden nickels!
    • That’s fucking awesome!  -  That’s the Bee’s knees!
    • Honey, I said NO   -   Bank’s Closed, hon
    • Holy Shit!   -   Hot Socks!
    • That’s Great!  -  That’s the Cat’s Pajamas!
    • Classy   -   Swanky
    • I need to get wasted   -   I need to see a man about a dog
    • A woman’s Cigarette   -   A freedom Torch
    • That girl is HOT SHIT   -   That dames got IT

My Homage to an era (the Roaring Twenties) that had no end of wonderful slang, you can add some of your favorites to the list, lets see just how big this Hay Burner (a large object) can get!

Time to update my vocabulary.

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omg i know like all of these from history class

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what is wrong with pugs.

i mean that in the best way possible.

This is actually really smart of them. They’re so fat and have such little legs that hopping like that is the most efficient way of getting up the stairs. It’s directly comparable to astronauts skipping while on the surface of the moon due to the bloated nature of their suits and the low gravity.

THATS ACTUALLY HOW PUGS DO THE THING.

(Source: sights-lights-stars-jars, via leaf-jelly)

darecrowavis:

darecrowavis:

I got bored so I made a little Glow Cloud.

I make a literal fucking glow cloud and barely get 30 notes come on you guys get excited GLOW CLOUDS

I CAN TAKE THIS THING TO CONVENTIONS

I CAN GET MORE MATERIALS AND MAKE A GIANT ONE

I CAN MAKE A GLOW CLOUD COSTUME AND BE THE GLOW CLOUD

USE THIS SHIT TO POSE FOR PICTURES

USE IT AT A BACKGROUND PROP FOR NIGHT VALE FAN VIDEOS AND PANELS

GLOW CLOUD

HAIL IT GOD DAMN IT

(Source: darecrow, via leaf-jelly)

aqualuxury:

SwangYoThang

A lush hour-long housey, swingy, electroswingy, boompty kinda musical treat!

TRACKLIST:

  1. Lionel Hampton - It Don’t Mean a Thing (Remix)
  2. Jungle Dancing - Enzo Siffredi
  3. Bah Bah. James Day & Justin Langlands Mike Potter.
  4. The Phantom. Parov Stelar
  5. Is That Too Much To Ask? Biboulakis
  6. Hop on, Hop off. Good Luck
  7. Chambermaid Swing. Parov Stelar
  8. Swing and Soul. DJ Mibor. Chocolatsoul Records
  9. Vive Le Swing. In-Grid
  10. Madame Coquette. Tape Five feat. Yuliet Topaz.
  11. All Aboard. Iain Mackenzie
  12. Saturday Swing. Lusty Leg. Juiced Music.
  13. Jolie Coquine. Caravan Palace
  14. Minnie the Moocher. Swagger Jax.
  15. Happy Sound. Makala
  16. Äppelknyckar. Movits.
  17. Eurodance. New Mjondalen
  18. Gypsy Doodle - Analogik

(via wizardbird)